Funny wedding toasts can undoubtedly lighten up the mood on occasions like yours friend’s marriage, especially if they are in good taste. These funny wedding toasts are generally delivered as a part of speeches given by the groom, bride’s father or the best man. Though they can be delivered by anyone present at the place, it is these three participants who do it generally. These toasts are highly appreciated by many as it brightens up the mood considerably. If the wedding that is expected to take place is going to be a ‘formal’ one, then it is best advised to use these toasts at the bachelor party.

Some of the best funny wedding toasts that can be delivered are: “Ups and downs are a part of married life. Hope that all of yours lie between the sheets”, “Love comes in installments of six inches, though it a thousand mile long”, “A honeymoon is nothing but a table that has four bare legs and with no drawers”, “To lovers and wives world over-let them never meet”, “Always make use of the phrases like –You are always right, dear”, “Top two secrets to prolong your marriage—a good sense of humor and obviously a short memory”, “Do not be angry whilst you go to bed. You should always stand up and get down arguing”, “Marriage is more like a violin than any other musical instrument. Once the music gets over, all you will be left with will be strings”, “For a groom, at least in the beginning of married life; it is always difficult to get the last two words of a sentence. However as time pass by, you will learn how to get the last two words right almost in any discussion. The words in question are: ‘Yes, dear’”, and so on.