funny wedding toasts

funny wedding toasts

Author: admin
• Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

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It is rightly said that laughter is your best medicine. By adding a dose of humor to your personality you can not only make it big as a public speaker but also break the ice with your listeners. What’s more, you can be a winner at wedding ceremonies too. Funny wedding toasts presented by you can get you instant recognition. Funny wedding toasts are an excellent way to relieve tensions and stress amongst many guests. Given below are few such funny wedding toasts that will end up you asking for more of them.

“The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret”, “Love can be compared to eating huge chunks of chocolates; at least biochemically”, “Hardly anyone wins in the battle of sexes. This is largely due to over fraternizing with enemies”, “Love is like an electric blanket whose switch control is with somebody else”, “Under any circumstance, you have to marry. You will be happy if you manage to get a good wife. If you get a bad wife, no body can stop you from becoming a philosopher”, “I am happy being married. It’s a wonderful feeling to get a partner whom you can annoy for the rest of your life”, “It’s always a great idea to get married early in the morning. So even if it doesn’t work out, you wouldn’t repent of having wasted an entire day”, “Irrespective of where I go, I take my wife along with me. But somehow she finds her way back to home”, “It is the wife who has more control over her husband and not the state”, “Most of the husbands around the world remind me of orangutans trying to play violin”, “A wedding anniversary is nothing but a celebration of love, partnership, trust, tenacity and tolerance; an order that can change any given year”.

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